No Sex Please, It's Christmas!
by Way Off Broadway Community Players

Nov. 01 - Nov. 23, 2019
Fridays-Sundays

It’s Christmas Eve, and Mr. Broadbent, the builder, has invited prospective buyers, Fred and Gladys McNicoll, to spend the holidays in “THE HOUSE OF THE FUTURE”, in the hopes that the “spirit of the season” will close the deal.  He has pulled out all the stops. The house is decorated for the holidays, he’s hired a personal chef, Sue Johnson, to prepare a gourmet dinner, and he has even bribed two members of his staff, Casey Cody and Ben Adams, to pose as a married couple, who are renting the house, so they can extol its virtues and explain how everything works. 

 

HOWEVER…that’s the problem, nothing does.  So, he’s hired his maintenance man, Eddie Cott, to be on hand behind the scenes, to make running repairs as necessary. Off course the buyers must not know he is there… but, upon discovery, he ends up masquerading as Nanny Turcotte.  Then a stranded traveler, Mr. Brooks, who happens to be Casey’s future father-in-law, shows up and forces Ben to pretend that the cook is his wife.  He also falls in love with Nanny! So Ben ends up with 2 pretend wives and Mr. Brooks in hot pursuit of Nanny!  And, somehow, people keep losing clothes to the automatic vacuum/trash collector!  Can they really sell the house in this predicament?   

 

directed by Bill Craig

 

 

 

The Cast Includes:                                          The Crew includes:

Mr. Cott	Glenn Aichlmyr	Director	Bill Craig
Ben Adams	Greg Holmes	Asst Director	Sarah Jackson
Casey Cody	Jennifer Gonzalez	Stage Manager	Sarah Jackson
Sue Johnson	Summer Stimson	Stage Crew	Shawn Walsh
Gladys McNichol	Barb Jernigan	Lights	Beth Watkin
Fred McNichol	Russ Jernigan	Sound	Bill Craig
Mr. Broadbent	John Milford
Walter Brooks	John Milford

 

 

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No Sex Please, It's Christmas!
by Bill Parker
Way Off Broadway Community Players