Grumpy Old Men, the musical
by S.T.A.G.E. Bulverde

Jul. 13 - Jul. 30, 2023

This is the story of two aging men, Max and John, neighbors who have been feuding for most of their lives. Invigorated by their shared affection for their new neighbor across the street, the beautiful, eccentric, and charming Ariel, they face-off as romantic rivals until their hilarious shenanigans finally bring about a resolution to their long-standing differences. Based on the 1993 film, which starred Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, and Ann-Margret, this stage adaptation captures the lovably crotchety characters through twinkling humor, great songs, and the affectionate depiction of a small town that feels like home to everyone.

Benefit: PROVISIONS Bulverde, Texas


Lynn Otley, Barry Goettl (photo via STAGE)


Director: Petra Pearce

John : Lynn Utley

Max: Barry Goettl

Ariel: Lisa Renee Garza

Grandpa: Lou Garza

Melanie: Talitha Muehlbrad

Jacob: Jacob Sengele

Chuck: Dr. Oliver Johnson

Punky: Ashley Fouse

Unis: Steph Clark

Tim: Sam Shelton

Fran: Linn Macejewski

Stan: Ted Gibbs

Harry: Robert Moritz

Snyder: Melina McLeod

Karla/Nurse: Karen Hogg

Bo: Jackson Fischer

Lo: Scott Mohler

Grumpy Old Men, the musical
by Neil Berg
S.T.A.G.E. Bulverde

July 13 - July 30, 2023
1300 Bulverde Rd
Bulverde, TX, 78163

2023 Show Dates July 13 - 15, 20 - 23, 27- 30.

July 13 - 30, 2023, Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m., Sundays at 2:30 p.m.

Kraus House Theatre (S.T.A.G.E.)

Reserve your seats soon. 830-438-2339 or

Tickets $21.85 general admission, $18.80 seniors, $13 students (service fees included)

Tickets available HERE