The Santaland Diaries
by Classic Theatre of San Antonio

Dec. 08 - Dec. 17, 2017

John Stillwaggon (via Classic Theatre)Based on the true chronicles of NPR comic genius David Sedaris's experience in Macy's Santaland display, this cult classic riffs on a few of his truly odd encounters with his fellow man during the height of the holiday crunch. John Stillwaggon returns as Sedaris's not so merry alter ego Crumpet the Elf. The play contains mature content and is not recommended for children.

 

"The Santaland Diaries is a place to laugh at the all too familiar absurdities and contradictions of what we’re so emphatically told is the most magical time of the year." --Be Portland

 

"It’s not about the child or Santa or Christmas or anything, but the parents’ idea of a world they cannot make work for them.” --The Chicago Critic 

 

Directed by Bart Roush

Starring: John Stillwaggon SPECIAL EVENTS: Opening Night - Please join us for a complimentary opening night eggnog reception.‚Äč


The Santaland Diaries
by David Sedaris
Classic Theatre of San Antonio

December 08 - December 17, 2017
Classic Theatre of San Antonio
1924 Fredericksburg Road
San Antonio, TX, 78201

December 8, 9, 10 & 15, 16, 17, 2017

 Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 pm and Sundays at 3:00 pm 

 Note: The Santaland Diaries is recommended for ages 14+; contains mature content and language, and the secret of Santa is exposed. 

 All Performances are at The Classic Theatre, located at 1924 Fredericksburg Rd. The theatre is handicap accessible. Please call 210-589-8450 for special arrangements.

 TICKETS: $25 for General Admission.  For tickets and group rates please call 210-589-8450.  (There is no charge for using our ticket service!!) Or go to www.classictheatre.org and click on “Buy Tickets”.