The Villain Wore a Dirty Shirt
by Crystal Sea Drama Company
May. 09 - May. 18
The Villain Wore a Dirty Shirt Or . . . Always Wash Your Long Johns ‘Cause It Makes a Lotta Cents
By Tim Kelly
Laundries are big business in the mining town of Digalittledeeper. The ’Tub and Scrub’ is operated by Olympia Klenz and Sweet Sally. The young sheriff is in love with Sally, but every time he gets close he turns into a babbling fool. Meanwhile, our villain, Phineas Flatworm, discovers Olympia has been rinsing gold flecks from miners’ laundry for years, and she’s amassed a tidy sum. With the aid of his hilarious mother, Mrs. Mugwump, and Lola-Lola, a talentless flamenco dancer, he gets control of the ’Tub and Scrub.’ Will justice prevail? Will Sheriff Jack ever be able to propose to Sweet Sally, or is he destined to babble forever? Find out, while you boo, cheer, and throw popcorn at the villains to your heart’s content!
Graphic Design: Julianna Martin
Directed by Irene B. Miller, Jessica West, and Julianna Martin
The Villain Wore a Dirty Shirt
by Tim Kelly
Crystal Sea Drama Company
May 9-10, 16-18 2025
Fridays and Saturdays, 7:30 p.m., Sunday, 3:00 p.m.
Tickets: Adults $18, Student/Child $17, Senior/Military/First Responder $16.50, House Buy Out $15
Crystal Sea Drama Company, Speedway Dr., San Antonio, TX 78230
Parking available in CSDC’s lot or on the street only. (Other businesses will tow if you park in their lots)
If you arrive after the show starts, your seats may be sold to those on the waitlist or to walk-ins.
Produced by special arrangement with Pioneer Drama Service, Inc., Englewood, Colorado
www.crystalseadrama.org
