Half-Baked
by Boerne Community Theatre

Jul. 09 - Jul. 10 (2023)

Retired brothers Jay and Sonny Allen move to central Florida with their wives Martha and Veronica to open a cafe. When the business starts failing and their nest egg dries up, they take drastic action to try to generate some cash. Action that includes murder for life insurance money, pod casts and baking cannabis into the appetizers to 'stimulate' business!

However, when Martha's old boyfriend, detective Marty Minkoff as well as Nadia, a fortysomething Latvian loan shark who Jay owes money to, arrive on the scene, things get complicated! Throw into the mix a twenty-something millennial who's never heard of Elvis Presley, but sounds and acts exactly like him, and you soon have a recipe for hilarity!

Joe Simonelli's plays have been delighting audiences in the U.S, Canada and the U.K. since 2001. More info can be found on his website Joesimonelli.net.

Allen Rudolph directs. 


Auditions for Joe Simonelli's farcical comedy Half-Baked will be held at the theatre on Sunday and Monday, July 9 and 10, 2023, both at 7PM. Roles for four men (50's, in in his 20's) and three women 45-50's) are available. Allen Rudolph directs.

The production dates are Aug. 25-Sept. 10. Scripts are available at the theatre for 48 hour checkout.

For more info --tech@boernetheatre.org